Why do I have to deal with women?

Women just infuriate me. I’m always polite and gracious to them, despite the fact that they’re the worst burden our society is facing. We already have equal rights (equal fights!) so why are they complaining? Let me give you some example (I know it will be hard for a lot of you to understand, dm me to unpack this)

Pregnant women/mothers; WHOO BOY where do I start? Who told these bitches spreading your legs gives you an excuse to be entitled? What’s so wrong about expecting unfailingly rational, calm and most importantly QUIET behavior? Having crotchfruit is a choice. They can’t even give us men a break during labor, my ex wife (19 F, no longer skinny) started CRYING when I calmly requested a paternity test as the baby started crowning. It’s manipulative and disgusting. She also rejected my offer of seeing a counselor for her hysteria, which is really problematic.

Old women- Get these hags out of here. If I want to see that, i’ll go to the MILF category on xhamster, thank you very much. I (48 m) shouldn’t have to view or interact with any woman over the age of 23 (and that’s being generous) Once they hit the wall they can finally understand just a fraction of what men face on a regular basis and they STILL don’t have compassion.

Young females- Vapid sluts using their bodies for attention. What they don’t understand is onlyfans isn’t profitable, the guys you’re sleeping with will find a hotter replacement, and if its easier for you to get laid then it is for me, your problems are nonexistent. It makes me sad to see these poor, uninformed souls navigating through a life they will never be equipped to understand. I’ve tried to help them, but they ignore me.

Fat chicks- Please go away. I don’t want to see you. Ever. Seeing them at stores, in the streets, at the gym, it’s just a day ruiner. They’re intentionally making poor decisions that affect my ability to get hard thinking of them. You do not have a right to be seen as a person if I find you unattractive. Get it together.

Unwhite females- Ugh, it’s not my fault I have a racial preference. Who could blame me? The power structures completely reversed as of like 60 years ago, check a history book and quit whining. As a white man, I am constantly having the bear the burden of having 0 economic or social power. The last thing I need is some (redacted) in the mall saying “white boy” as I walk past, and making fun of my haircut which has ties to my ethnic Sicilian heritage. I am oppressed too!!!

Females, please stop. We are tired. Men are tired. Show solidarity, for once in your lives. God knows we’ve had to. Listen to REAL equality theorists like Andrew, none of this Bell Hooks nonsense. Enlist in the military, you’ll be fine. Join a job on a construction site. Men aren’t allowed to harass you anymore, they’ve been made too scared.

You’re obligated to fix our crisis after all you’ve put us through. We gave you your rights, and we can take them away. Give us a compliment every now and then! Let’s build a movement. For men, for once. (With you doing all the work.)

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