Long Liquid Shine

Why can’t they give us long Liquid Shine Super Puffs? I saw an old ebay listing of the Liquid shine puffer in Midi but I don’t even know if it’s real. I have considered they might not be selling a longer version because of the noise issue but I do not care about that. Please, please, please, give us long Liquid Shine Super Puffs. The current range is a bit tame and for $400, I want options even if that option is squeaking like a chew toy with every step and swing of my arms💔

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