The most FPL season of FPL to ever happen: GW23 Edition

Sorry for the big delay guys.

• Ipshit wipe Liverpoo’s clean sheet in injury time thanks to Jacob fucking Greaves. Cody Gakpiss takes all the points.

• Hall blanks against Southampton, Forest defence concede five. Buying Sels has turned him into Karius.

• I don’t know when Bournemouth just decided to become 2017 Madrid (probably when I sold Kluivert), but 500,000 kneejerkers just got brought up from their ranks in the 6 millions.

• Donkey Calvert-Lewin goes for an early bath and misses out on a penalty. Bullet point number six.

• Joao Pedro. Again.

• Harry Potter casts the “no returns go fuck yourself” spell against Villa, and then Fulham find a way to lose to United.

The bloke at FPL Towers witting these scripts every week is having a blinder, I’ll give him that. See you next week guys.