Toilet bluetooth
Does anyone else's body immediately get the urge to shit when they pull up in their driveway from work? Or wherever else you were, even if you didn't need to go before? Whenever I get back from work or a day of errands the second I start driving up my street my ass starts a timer and I have exactly 3 minutes to get to my bathroom. Maybe I just conditioned myself to only go at home, but I never, or very rarely, need to go in public. It's like my ass bluetooth connects to my toilet only or something.