What are your Regrator/Pantalone Headcanons?

One of my many headcanons for him is that he’s interested in swimming in a pool of mora. However, knowing the potential dangers of it, he made one of his subordinates do it.

After seeing the subordinate become hospitalized, he abandoned the idea and had a private pool built instead and filled it with special soap that made it look like liquid mora as a compromise.

Feel free to share yours!