If someone broke in while I was showering…

Like what would I do? Actually. Like what if I had to fend for myself in my birthday suit? What if I forget my towel? What if I don’t forget my towel and it rips off while I’m defending myself?

Now I’m fighting for my damn life, cold, ass out, vagina out, titties out, everything is jiggling. I’d probably be so embarrassed actually.

I’d definitely get turned every way but loose because I’d be more concerned with covering myself than fighting.