what's the weirdest date you've ever been on?

i remember going out with this guy for chai near my place around 9 PM or something. the chai was good but oh my god that man. it was our first time meeting up, other than taht we texted here and there. he was the one to ask me out so i went along. 5 minutes into sitting in the cafe, i hear a camera click sound. i look up and ask him, "did you just take a photo of me?" and he apologises, NOT FOR TAKING MY PHOTO. he says, "oh i'm so sorry, my phone wasn't on silent." yeah. dumbiddy dumb dumb. then i thought let's just brush it off, maybe he was taking a snap for streaks or something lmao. then this man proceeds to show me the photo and it's in his freakin gallery taken from his normal phone camera. i had to tell him to delete it.

anyways, moving forward. the whole time i kept blabbering this guy didn't match my energy even like 10%. as the "date" ended, he offered to drop me home by his scooty since i live pretty close to that chai place, so i thought okay why not. now every time i have sat on someone's scooty, they always do this for me toh mujhe aese hi treatment ki aadat hogayi. i asked him if he can open those little things at the side of scooties where you're supposed to keep your feet, and he tells me in a slightly irritated tone to go ahead and do it myself. "tumhe khud karna nahi aata kya?" and istg i was BAFFLED.

i know this is not as crazy and weird as there are lots of stories i've seen and heard about stupid dates, but this experience was very weird because 1. i haven't been on too many dates 2. jitne dates pe bhi i have been, they were very sweet experiences. and 3. this guy's whole energy was awkward and weird.

can you guys share your weirdest experiences? dating horror stories? lol