Not allowed to tell people yet, but you degenerates don't count.

My wife and I decided to start 2025 off by trying to add to our family. Well this morning she peed on a stick, and Holly shit super sperm did the job!!

Sucks that the "normal" is waiting until the end of the first trimester announce it to everyone. So I decided to share to you fucks

Super excited to be a 3rd award dad.

Let's hear the best nicknames you have for babies. So far my top three are, fuck trophy, crotch goblin and demon spawn.