I need y'all's help--what's the most devilish birthday present you can think of for someone who's a huge homophobe?

Person in question: my extremely homophobic, ab*sive, racist mom's birthday is coming up in a week and I need to find an iconic and devilish birthday gift for her. I was thinking of maybe getting her a book that seems harmless on the outside but is full of queer romance, or something like that. Please don't try and talk me down haha, I've been abused by her my whole life and nothing would make me happier than getting a kick out of annoying her.

edit: thank you for all the help! I appreciate the assistance in my quest for pettiness <3