Flying Spaghetti Monster Provides
I had an experience today that has shaken me to my core. I went to my neighborhood coffee shop and ordered a coconut flavored Frappuccino. Immediately after ordering I regretted my decision. I knew with all my heart that I should have ordered the peanut flavored one. I drove to the first window and made my payment. I drove to the second window full of buyers remorse. But lo and behold, the Frappuccino I received was in fact PEANUT FLAVORED! What else could this mean except that there is a god? He looked into my heart, knew my desire, and provided for me! I am obviously his chosen. All hail his noodliness!