I Almost Pissed On John McTiernan

In 1997, McTiernan, Antonio Banderas, and other cast and crew were flying to a little town on Vancouver Island, British Columbia called Campbell River to film The 13th Warrior.

My mother and I were on that flight, heading back to my hometown of Comox, near Campbell River. I was 1.5 years old. According to my mother, she chatted the whole flight with McTiernan (she had no idea who he was, just that he was the director of the film) who was just lovely.

I was young enough that I sat in my mom's lap during the flight. At some point, I UNLOADED. I completely flooded my diaper with piss, overflowing onto my mom's lap. I'm talking about piss EVERYWHERE. Like an Olympic-sized pool of baby piss. Enough piss that it came very close to getting on Mr. McTiernan, who was apparently extremely understanding, and claimed he'd had the same experience with his three children.

Anywho, just thought y'all might enjoy this story about how I almost pissed on the man who made Die Hard