rant about square cheese

I fucking HATE square cheese. Square cheese-- specifically the Kraft American Single variety-- is a disgrace to humanity. NOT only does it taste like plastic, but it's a fucking square. It's especially a warcrime when used for a burger. Square cheese that is not the plastic bullshit they call American """Cheese""" is on thin fucking ice, but it's really only good on square bread. But if you're eating a burger, on a bun, don't you DARE come at me with that fucking square-ass BULLSHIT!!!! Let's say you're making a cheeseburger. Your bun shape? Circle. Your burger shape? Circle. Your tomato slice? Circle. Your onion slices? Circle. Your pickle slices? Circle. And what, pray tell, is the sorry excuse for the cheese that everyone seems obsessed with putting on their burgers? It tastes like nothing! Do you want a nothing burger? Because that's what you're getting! But the worst part? IT'S A GODDAMN SQUARE. If yoUR BUN. IS A CIRCLE. DON'T MAKE YOUR CHEESE. SQUARE. THEN YOU'RE STUCK WITH HALF MELTED PLASTIC-ASS CHEESE ON THE CORNERS. FUCKING DISGUSTING!! American Kraft Singles are bad and you should feel bad!!!!!! GAHHHHHH