I watched gay porn during today's church sermon

I wasn't even all that horny I just thought it'd be funny, and to sort of get back at my mom for not only forcing me to go but also saying that I can't use the bathroom

(note: I have an overactive bladder and that I have to be peeing multiple times a day so that's even better)

fortunately no one caught me, tho I probably won't do it again bc having dozens of people (Including my mom) sit near me whilst watching it was a bit uncomfortable.