I lost my virginity in a Walmart tech section part 3

I was driving to mars and then I realized I’m a fucking idiot (duh) my car won’t fly on its own so I need to steal a space ship so I fucking got out of the car and traded half my cocaine stash to an alien for the alien’s spaceship and I made it to mars sadly I didn’t realize mars has no TVs but I can’t go back to earth because first off the fbi is searching for me and second alien spaceship run off of cocaine which I used as salt by accident being a tv fucker I got depressed because no TVs on mars and took off my helmet I immediately suffocated luckily I died and went to hell either for kicking babies in Walmart (true story) or being horny which was my fucking plan to go to hell i immediately ran to vox’s tower and fucked the shit out of that tv and that’s how losing my virginity in a Walmart ended me up as vox’s personal cumslut