You have nearly unlimited money, but there’s a catch…

You have nearly unlimited amounts of money —let’s estimate around $100 Billion cash on hand. Not tied to the stock market, mostly in gold bullion or coins.

But the catch is you can never wear pants, you can only wear a coat, tiny glasses and a top hat.

Also, as part of this curse you grow a duck bill, duck feet, and feathers. You still have hands and the ability to speak, and presumably a normal human lifespan.

Also, you have three nephews that torment you with their pranks and shenanigans.

Do you accept this trade off for incredible wealth?