Who are your Hear Me Outs?

The other post with the lesbian hear me outs having men bummed me out, so I wanted to have our own.

But then I realized, I don't have any true hear me outs because there isn't a single woman where I have to question it... Are there even any women where you have to question wanting her? 😭 who are y'all's crazy hear me outs! Give me your mildest and your worst!

Edit: is it controversial to say mother mary...