The Penpal Adventure ...... Below ⬇️

Hello For Your Reading Pleasure.

I am a 150 yr old amphibian (all lies), in the search for email conversations that are respectful and normal (this part is true)(the yuckiness shall be banished), all ages above ~25, genders (is furry a gender?), race(adequated societal classification), religion (no comment but also not judgemental), and any other qualifying trait that I might of unintentionally forgotten (like, the bottom line is everyone and I mean everyone (well except you) (⬅️ Thats not true, its a joke) is welcome, I don't Judge, heck I don't even lawyer ..........

I provide key lime pie and lemonade (virtually true in a virtual environment). Well, I know some of the above are falacies and some are right on the money, the adventure and mystery is to find out, if I lay everything out then we'll have nothing to chit chat about.)

Crap, I hope the stores are out of rotten eggs, I just did laundry