Balding during Dental School

Hi! I'm a junior in college on the predental track, and was wondering if I will go bald in dental school? The university I am at right now has horrible water, and I can already feel the receding hair line. At first I thought it was the DAT, bc I didn't sleep, eat, and only drank monster energies for a month before. I also played super Mario 3D world to work on visual stuff, which got me a 24 PAT so I do recommend that. But I think my hair will still keep falling out regardless, and if I was a top front end I would be balding from all the ends.

Is my head gonna look like a tooth by the end of dental school? Do I have 6 years left to find a husband? Anyone have good wig recommendations? Maybe I could get in contact with Dr Phil, thank you all for your advice. Only super super super completely utterly serious responses back.