“AYO, B! Eim praud of mah man Jey Uso winning da Royal Rumble but did youse guise forgettabout’s me, B? While uce was GREINDEENG for da main event, I’ve been shpendin’ da lash 9 months GREINDEENG at da Golden Corral and begging for shum loose change on da streets of Yonkaz, PAHTNAH!”