The doordasher sent me this confirmation photo…
Considering genital piercing
If you can’t have fun, may as well work harder
Left one of my favorite croc slides too close to a heater overnight. Left shoe is too small to wear comfortably.
Do your nipples get hard after taking a shot?
Look at my handsome boy!
My angel topper for 2020
NYC subway. Nothing to see here.
What have you accidentally conditioned your pet to do?
Aliens have arrived and set up medical facilities around the world that can cure any disease. However, for each visit you will be anal probed for a day as the cost. How would this impact the medical and Healthcare industry now that doctors and medicine are optional?
After a small scare at the vet, looks like this handsome man has to go on a diet
My brother in Alaska sent me this... I don't want to live on this planet anymore
the amount of sexual harassment I receive as a female dotA player is abhorrent
You may be in quarantine, but that doesn’t mean we aren’t! For those who don’t know, every month this subreddit makes a millionaire out of one comment, and donates. With danger out and about, take some time and comment to enter! [Drawing Thread #52]
Here’s my peg legged boy, Bacon and Beans
How these green beans grew after a cucumber vine wrapped around them
My friend thought his grenade would be more functional than fashionable
Parents force their kids to do chores, so that they’ll know what to do when they live on their own
The expiration date on my mayo is mayo
Odd how there's more teamwork in this game compared to Overwatch...
Squwooshed teef
Bean walked all the way through the park off the leash and was the best boy. Not bad for a pup with a peg leg!
I take my pup to work on a farm and a customer took this gorgeous picture! Meet Bacon n Beans
Since my boy is back in style, thought I’d share one of my most prized video game possessions. Almost had a panic attack when I couldn’t find them after moving.
