🏛️🏛️ The time Danny finally got closure when Paul and his mustache came to New Orleans to apologize for cheating on him with their friend. Also, Julie’s dumb scheme lets Tokyo bring things full circle by finally getting to be the one to call a house meeting about a roommate being an a**hole.

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🏛️🏛️ The time that Julie got so wasted that she fell out of the car like a sack of potatoes head first on the pavement so Tokyo spent the entire night caring for her but then she popped out of bed like The Undertaker in the morning somehow fully recovered and accused Tokyo of assault 🫣

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🏛️🏛️ The time Julie earned a small amount of goodwill with a sincere apology to Melissa and then blew a large amount of goodwill by getting belligerently drunk during her liberating night out at the drag show, being asked to leave by a bouncer and punching Jamie for no reason in the parking lot.

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Who goes to this shit

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🏛️🏛️ The time Danny was forced to relive his deep and repressed trauma over his relationship with Paul. Meanwhile, Julie tries to convince Tokyo to take a bath with her for old times sake because everyone else has gone to bed at 8pm forcing Tokyo to ask her what her husband would think.

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🏛️🏛️ The time Julie began her crazy eyed apology tour and hugged it out with a skeptical Danny before starting to try to find forgiveness with Melissa. Also, Tokyo (wearing a t-shirt that says Tokyo) makes us all eggs and bacon.

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🏛️🏛️ The time Julie walked into the reunion, possibly whilst under the influence of mushrooms, and immediately destroyed the good vibes causing Danny to recount the story of the time she threw him under the bus as a dangerous homosexual unfit to be around children in order to save face on a booking.

⚓️ We’re going to 🇬🇷Greece🇬🇷 Part 1: The time Cam, Robin and Frankie drunkenly went hunger games on each other while Jamie was just really, really excited to see the Acropolis. Brad don’t know nothing bout why Frank’ keeps giving him hard looks at the airport or why he made out with Cam again.

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