Have you ever seen a sad atom?
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I forgot to take a banana with me to the gym.
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Anne has a problem, Anne has a solution, Anne has the will....
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My wife sent me a text that said, "your great." With that i reply back, "No, you're great." Now she going around all smiles and happy.
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I texted my wife I love U. She texted back saying....
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I finally figured out why Tesla's are so expensive.
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A gingerbread man went to the doctors complaining of a sore knee. During the examination, the doctor asked.....
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I only own 2 types of clothes. I wear my gym clothes when I exercise. For formal occassions
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I was best man at my brothers wedding in Paris. At the reception I raised my glass of Champayne and said," Eggs, cinnamon, bread and maple syrup."
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I hate it when my wife keeps tell me, "I don't get it".
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Here's a thought. If smoking will kill you and bacon will kill you.
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I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9
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Have you tried that new Fred Flintstone after shave it's very Strong.
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I got really excited when I thought I found a dinosaur skeleton in my back yard.
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I sing while I drive in my car. But only when I am reversing.
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In Iran everyone is afraid of spiders.
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I bought a set of dentures at a thrift store for a dollar.
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Do you know what I call food that falls from my plate onto the ground?
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I want to tell you that anyone who plays heavy metal music at work......
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I want to tell you that anyone who plays heavy metal music at work......
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I love to tell my wife I'm going to do a few K's around the neighbourhood for exercise, but I never do.
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I love to tell my wife I'm going to do a few K's around the neighbourhood for exercise, but I never do.
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I opened the oven door and found loads of tiny people dancing to techno music.
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I opened the oven door and found loads of tiny people dancing to techno music.
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You've gotta be careful around my house. My wife caught me acting out a scene from the matrix. Luckily she thought I was doing yoga.
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