Today I stopped at this roadside stand that said lobster tails $2.
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Last night I dreamt I had one hand on the steering wheel of my car and with the other hand I was flipping pancakes
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My granddad gave me some sound advice on his deathbed.
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I shot someone with a starting gun the other day.
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I saw a bison in the gym doing a workout the other day....
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The Bubonic Plague, Covid and HIV walk into a bar.
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A guy goes to the doctor and says, “I keep seeing a werewolf, with big sharp teeth.” The doctor says, “Have you seen a psychiatrist?”
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why?” they asked, as they moved off.
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My wife gave me an envelope with, “Not to be opened until 2027” on it.
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A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Then he notices there are pieces of meat nailed to the ceiling of the bar so he asks the barman what they are for. The barman replies, “If you can jump up and pull one of them down you get free beer all night. If you fail, you have to pay the bar $100.
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Last year I joined a group for anti-social people.
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This guy always smoked two cigarettes at a time. If anyone ever asked him why, he would always answer, “I’m smoking one for myself and one for my brother who is in jail.” One day he was only smoking one cigarette. Someone asked him “Is your brother out of jail?”
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The other day, I was in MacDonald's and asked the guy for a small shake
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I gave my friend a rope tied to a bucket for their birthday.
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Ego and Superego what into a bar. The bartender says,...
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3 golf clubs walk into a bar. The Putter orders a beer, the Wedge orders a whisky. The Bartender asks the 3rd one if he wants anything.
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A snake walks into a bar
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My desk lamp isn't heavy.
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My desk lamp isn't heavy.
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I believe I'm like the fabric version of King Midas
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What's red, made of strawberries and will suck your blood?
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What's red, made of strawberries and will suck your blood?
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I found an old bottle of WhiteOut in the back of my desk drawer. I'm taking it to Harrods for an evaluation.
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I throw up when ever I hear a joke
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What do you call a dinosaur wearing a cowboy hat?
Welcome! This is a friendly place for those cringe-worthy and (maybe) funny attempts at humour that we call dad jokes. Often (but not always) a verbal or visual pun, if it elicited a snort or face palm then our community is ready to groan along with you. To be clear, dad status is not a requirement. We're all different and excellent. Some people are born with lame jokes in their heart and so here, everyone is a dad. Some dads are wholesome, some are not. It's about how the joke is delivered.
